| Hamish: | Have you heard about the parents’ latest business idea Dougie? |
| Dougie: | I heard them talking about “scratch right for yes and scratch left for no” but I wasn’t sure. New scratching post maybe or a scratch and sniff thing? |
| Hamish: | No, no. It’s a dating app for felines and they intend to call it Pawsder. |
| Dougie: | And what do you know about dating apps Hamish? Besides, cats don’t date! |
| Hamish: | I looked it up on Kittipedia but I know what you mean Dougs, I know. What can you meow? Always with the anthropomorphising. |
