Hamish:

Well, Dougie and I don’t much care for this hot weather.  Warm sunshine, yes, but this is a bit warm when you’re forced to wear a black fur coat.  Talking of fur, Dougie had a fur ball incident on the sofa this morning.  I meowed to Mom, fur balls are an unavoidable hazard in feline ablutions.

Dougal:

Oh Hamish, you’ve embarrassed me.  I notice you didn’t mention the mangled mouse that you left at the bottom of the stairs.  Hmm.  Aren’t we messy! 

Let’s go outside to sit on the bench and relax…..